Whenever I think I have seen the peak of douchebaggery, someone comes along and raises the bar. Juan Arreola, a real piece of shit over in Easton, PA, pled guilty to six charges relating two seperate incidents in which he kicked and punched his girlfriend's 2-year old son. Says a lot for the girlfriend that there was two incidents, but that's neither here nor thre in this story, sad as it is to say.
When grilled by the judge presiding, Kimberly McFadden, as to his explanation for his behavior, Arreola stated he was "not a morning person." WTF? No, hold the fuck up a second. What the fuck? That's the story the guy is gonna stick to? At that very point in the proceedings, the honorable Judge McFadden should have hit him square in the junk with her gavel, saying "Indeed. Neither am I." This, of course, operates on the assumption that Judge McFadden is not a morning person. Not that it would matter much, I guess, if you had just smacked someone in the balls with a fucking mallet. Oh well. There, by the grace of a big-ass mallet, go I.
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