...while we constantly hear jokes about the nanny state in Britain...one is hard pressed to argue with the results of the "confiscate and warn" policy regarding marijuana the UK instituted in 2006...the plan would no doubt yield the same results here in the United States, but you know somewhere, the private prison industry is helping to keep a thumb on shit like this...too much capital in railroading non-violent drug offenders...this would drastically cut no only jail overcrowding, but provide a much needed relief to an already insanely overtaxed legal system...I mean, come the fuck on...wouldn't America like to make some progress on some front in one of its many wars?...
...yeah, nothing like adding a little artistic flare to your cannibalism...lime juice?...sorry, pal, I don't think the "feeding her to the dogs" shit's gonna fly...Jose Luis Calva, the 38-yr old suspected of killing three of his girlfriends...and having a light lunch on the third, so to speak...failed to make a plea in his first court appearance, saying he couldn't get his mind together at the moment...the whole "traumatic childhood" schtick fails to impress, as well...so you got buttslammed by some guy when you were 7...so what?...so fucking what?...why didn't you go eat him, instead?...
...I think we may have to nominate Georgia strip club "victim" Tommy Salter to our 2007 Probably Uncalled For Man of The Year Award race...spending $53,000 in a strip club...even if you didn't necessarily mean to do so...is quite an accomplishment when you are neither rich or famous...at any rate, enjoy the interest payments on all that sex in the champagne room...
...as for Anthony Merino, the sick little jerky douchebag that got caught throwing a humping on a deceased 92-yr old woman in a New Jersey hospital morgue...here's to hoping he gets plenty of live action, should he go to jail on second degree desecration of human remains charges...competent or not, we can think of no one who deserves a size 12 asshole more than this mook...
..."Eat it! Lick it! Snort it! Fuck it!"...this is what Britney Spears had to say to the media during her recent child custody hearing in L.A. last Friday...good plan, ya fucking rocket surgeon...how about "Clean it! Load it! Cock it! Fire it!" instead...this is key, now...you must have the barrel in your mouth...let us know how it works for you...
...think it's safe to say that Time magazine does not know dick about movies...we'll keep our little silly "Person of the Year" thing you pulled...but come on, Bambi as the 25th top horror movie of all time?...WTF?...how can anybody take your freakin magazine seriously anymore?...
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