Holy damn. By this point, my only real surprise is there is no Britney Spears' Upskirt Shot of the Day club. Even chieftains of the most remote tribes of the Amazon rain forest know what Kevin Federline and slow creeping insanity managed to wreck for everybody else. Tell you what, princess, you shave your head again, would it at least tempt you to browse the panty section at Frederick's?
Better yet, I'm waiting for the morning when I'm just trying to enjoy my first cup of coffee, and the Feature section regales me with the snippet regarding Spears' upcoming scratch-n-sniff coffee table book, Oops, You Read Me Again. That'd be the book signing of the year.
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