Showing posts with label Utah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Utah. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Tonight, on an all-new episode of Probably Uncalled For
Come join Dr. Thomas Keister on the Greatest Thing Since Sliced Came in Bread Form live tonight, as he'll be ranting away with some police dog mayhem, zombies...possibly Mormon zombies, witch doctors, Papa Smurf, Mr T., it's like Hallowfreakinween in April, baby!!! Just for a little normalcy (in so far as it relates to this show), the good Doctor will also have your weekend box office as well as a little somethin-somethin regarding the impending satellite radio monopoly (all here on good ole FREE Internet radio!!!)...LIVE 7pm Eastern tonight, it's bigger than Sirius, a damn sight better than XM, it's Probably Uncalled For!!!
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Every dog has it day...behind the wheel
You know how it is...sometimes, collateral damage just happens. Unfortunate, but true. Take for example Mary Stone, of Ogden, Utah. There she was, just trying to check her mail one day, when all of a sudden...BAM!!! Ran the fuck over by a police dog right in front of her mailbox. Stone suffered a broken pelvis as a result of the accident, and recently settled out a claim with the city.
At first glance, you may find yourself thinking "holy damn, how big was the freakin' dog?," but rest assured there are no freakishly large police dogs layin down the law in Ogden, Utah...at least for now. Ranger, a German shepherd not previously identified as a loose cannon, jumped into the front seat of his handler's Ford truck, managing to knock it into gear. Shortly thereafter was when he met Ms. Stone in the awkward fashion one could expect when the dog's driving a truck.
Little in the way of comment was provided by the city of Ogden or its police chief. Neither the Ogden K-9 officer or Ranger had much they were willing to share, but Stone had a parting shot as she walked away from the accident with $300,000 (as opposed to the $580,000 she was asking for): "I would like to get more...if my car had hit a cop, I would be in jail."
Fair enough. On the other hand, it was a human being that ran you over, was it? I'm sure if your dog ran down a police officer in the same set of circumstances, it would most likely be chalked up as an unfortunate, maybe freakish accident...nothing more. Would you perhaps be happier if the Ogden Police Department busted Ranger to desk duty instead?
That could be interesting, though. Can't wait for the headline Dog collates Man; Police Review Board convened
At first glance, you may find yourself thinking "holy damn, how big was the freakin' dog?," but rest assured there are no freakishly large police dogs layin down the law in Ogden, Utah...at least for now. Ranger, a German shepherd not previously identified as a loose cannon, jumped into the front seat of his handler's Ford truck, managing to knock it into gear. Shortly thereafter was when he met Ms. Stone in the awkward fashion one could expect when the dog's driving a truck.
Little in the way of comment was provided by the city of Ogden or its police chief. Neither the Ogden K-9 officer or Ranger had much they were willing to share, but Stone had a parting shot as she walked away from the accident with $300,000 (as opposed to the $580,000 she was asking for): "I would like to get more...if my car had hit a cop, I would be in jail."
Fair enough. On the other hand, it was a human being that ran you over, was it? I'm sure if your dog ran down a police officer in the same set of circumstances, it would most likely be chalked up as an unfortunate, maybe freakish accident...nothing more. Would you perhaps be happier if the Ogden Police Department busted Ranger to desk duty instead?
That could be interesting, though. Can't wait for the headline Dog collates Man; Police Review Board convened
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