So this past weekend my wife and I attended her work's Christmas party. All these parties are the same. Everyone starts off to themselves except for a few that have already hit the alcohol. Then the food is finally served which is the main reason I went, the free food!
Then of course after some gifts are given out and then the music starts and that's where the fun begins.
No party where there is dancing is complete without the Electric Slide and to nobodies surprise it was the fourth song played.
Of course the only people to dance to this shitfest is all the ladies, any gay men and the random straight guy that gets pulled out there by one of the hooches.
After having to endure that timeless and completely worthless dance song, up next is The Humpty Dance. This is another song no party is complete without.
Now to this songs credit, every hot chick in the place will shake their ass nicely when they hear this one drunk or not.
The evening continues with the party popular song Ride the Train. I'm betting this DJ's cd album has nothing newer than 1996 songs.
So that was it for me, after winning no gifts and listening to every song I heard at my Senior Prom in 1992 it was time to go home and come back to 2008.
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