Keister '08 Rocks the Hypnotoad!!!

That's right...Thomas Keister for President 2008 continues to build momentum on U4Prez.com...just after 11PM, we noticed Tom had made it to #28 on the Top 100 Independent candidates, and #54 on the Top 100 overall candidates, moving up seven spots in the Independent rankings, and skyrocketing up from 81st place in the overall rankings. Tom's candidate score also continues to climb, from 6.5836 to 6.7892 (out of ten), and this was in just 24 hours!



But that's not even the best part...check it out...we're beating the Hypnotoad, who is currently positioned at 30th in the Independents...we're beating the Hypnotoad!!!

Running-mate Darrell Mays has seen impressive numbers as well since entering the fray, entering the Top 100 Independent candidates at #52.

Keister/Mays '08 #1: Finally, the Dark Horse is out of the gate...

Wow...what can I say? Things are going better than I would have expected thus far, having just declared my virtual campaign for the Presidency on St. Patrick's Day.

In a mere nine days, I have risen to #35 in the Top 100 Independent candidates, #83 in the Top 100 overall candidates, with a score of 6.5836 (of 10). We've picked up a few supporters here and there, and I feel that so far, I have advanced a strong and viable platform in comparison to or against the stances of my opponents, Independent, Democratic, or Republican.

In the upcoming weeks, I will be adding more to my platform, addressing issues such as reducing the national debt, education, foreign affairs, our military, and leveling the playing field in the electoral process.

In the mean time, I thank you for your support, and I encourage you, if you haven't, to check out u4Prez.com

And until next time, remember...unless you get involved in the process, you have no right to bitch about the process.

Tonight, on Probably Uncalled For...

Join us on the show tonight, now at our new time of 7pm Eastern/4pm Pacific, as we'll be duct taping to a chair, then interrogating thusly some WrestleMania 24, the moron-colored glasses the NYPD is wearing once every four years, the series finale of Jericho tonight (fucking CBS...unoriginal fucks wasted no time in announcing another couple reality shows, did they?), the debate over whether or not ankles exist (really, this is going on in real life), Kirstie Alley, quite possibly a debate over whether or not Kirstie Alley's ankles exist, a Keister/Mays '08 update, and all the other To Be Announced you need to get through Humpday tomorrow.

Tonight, on Probably Uncalled For...

Come check out an all-new Probably Uncalled For tonight, as Dr. Tom and ppdingles will be ridin' dirty with some St. Patty's day recap, getting blinded by the light, Steve-O, Dr. Tom announcing his candidacy for President of the United States, Lindsay Lo-...wait, WTF? Dr. Tom for President?...Kevin Federline, more dumb stuff from across the pond, the high price of partying?...eh, not so much, and major pro sports leagues feelin' the pinch, among other notable TBD topics. You know us, ya love us, we'll see ya tonight live at 8PM Eastern/5PM Pacific...phones open at 8pm 646-478-5145 or check out the chat room...

Tonight, on Probably Uncalled For...

Come check out an all-new Probably Uncalled For tonight, as Dr. Tom and ppdingles will be ridin' dirty with some St. Patty's day recap, getting blinded by the light, Steve-O, Dr. Tom announcing his candidacy for President of the United States, Lindsay Lo-...wait, WTF? Dr. Tom for President?...Kevin Federline, more dumb stuff from across the pond, the high price of partying?...eh, not so much, and major pro sports leagues feelin' the pinch, among other notable TBD topics. You know us, ya love us, we'll see ya tonight live at 8PM Eastern/5PM Pacific...phones open at 8pm 646-478-5145 or check out the chat room...

Tonight, on the show...

Tonight, join Dr. Tom and ppdingles on an all-new episode, as they'll be taking on all comers- the young, the old, and all the idiots in between. Topics include stretching the definition of "tasteful" to the breaking point, in relation to some nude photos being proposed, more great moments in suicide, crime, dumb college shit, and other fascinating examples of the best, the worst, and often the most inexplicable in To Be Announced...